Skip to Content

Singles & Dating

Jan 21 2009

3 Comments

Mixed Martial Arts to impress women?

Mixed Martial Arts
Balding HD Rider asked:


I met this broad the other night at a bar. I was drunk and told her I am a mixed martial arts fighting expert. I have never studied karate or anything but I signed up for an event in my area this weekend. I just looked up and found out that you have to fight people in a cage!!!! WTF!?!?!? I thought it was going to be like the Karate Kid or something.

Does anyone know where I can get training in mixed martial arts? I told this chick to come watch me kick someone’s as$ in the ring. I really want to get into her pants so I need help quick!

Jewelry Boxes