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Jan 21 2009

Mixed Martial Arts to impress women?

Mixed Martial Arts
Balding HD Rider asked:


I met this broad the other night at a bar. I was drunk and told her I am a mixed martial arts fighting expert. I have never studied karate or anything but I signed up for an event in my area this weekend. I just looked up and found out that you have to fight people in a cage!!!! WTF!?!?!? I thought it was going to be like the Karate Kid or something.

Does anyone know where I can get training in mixed martial arts? I told this chick to come watch me kick someone’s as$ in the ring. I really want to get into her pants so I need help quick!

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3 Responses to “Mixed Martial Arts to impress women?”

Jan 22 2009

uncanny_cookie

well if this is for real, and your running out of time…watch videos on youtube or something?? That’s sometimes how I lean my katas XDDD (btw I only know karate and I’m not a very high grade, so I can only give you karate tips…and we don’t fight in cages o.o)

But anyways, some useful tips incase you don’t get time to learn:

Aim for their neck, back of the legs, chin, and groin obviously XDDD. Lean reverse punching (strongest punch), bear fist (really good if you use it on someone’s collar bone) and knife-hand strikes (good for neck and chest strikes). And some throws too. And…remember to get out of the way XDDD have fun getting in her pants =P

Jan 24 2009

Mika

I’m sorry, but you’re beyond help.

Jan 27 2009

Cornporto

My daddy always told me there’s no such thing as “fair” in a fight. Wear steel toe boots and kick him till his nuts come out his mouth.

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